Corrupt a Wish

[SkyKidShyKid]

granted. your room is now an endless labyrinth you cannot escape.

i wish my crush would like me

Granted! Your crush will only give likes to your tweets/posts/youtube videos/whatever social media you post on :]

I wish I could go back in time.

[lakes]

wish granted. but you can only go back to the great depression
i wish i was good at gardening

[rnottelovesowls]

granted. you are now the best gardener of… rafflesias

i wish all ragebait would be erased from the web and the archives

[lakes]

granted but now all the ragebait is irl
i wish i had a crt tv

[Vaking Voda]

granted but now all the ragebait is irl
i wish i had a crt tv

Granted, except it's radiated, causing your brain to literally melt.

I wish I didn't procrastinate

[ivo]

Granted but no matter how much effort you put into it, you cannot get enough answers to pass.

I wish that a huge collection of vintage tech would randomly appear infront of my front door for me to take.

[pooks]

Granted but each technology item will crumble into dust after the first session of use
I wish I was more organized

[MetalJack98]

Granted but each technology item will crumble into dust after the first session of use
I wish I was more organized

Granted. But your device storage is constantly fragmented.

I wish I had a wife who treated me well.

[rnottelovesowls]

granted. she’s also a huge racist who complains about disney on twitter all the time

i wish i could flawlessly take care of my pet betta

[postie]

granted! you took care of it perfectly, but it died anyway because it was 4 years old.

I wish my dad would pay child support