Corrupt a Wish

[ivo]

Someone posts a wish, say like a car, and then the next person grants the wish but corrupts it, like not having the engine included, and then they write their own in the same post. I'll start.

I wish I could teleport.

[rnottelovesowls]

granted. your clothes can’t teleport with you

i wish i had a hit song on billboard top 100

[lakes]

wish granted. but you don't see a single penny from that song because you didn't read the fine print
i wish i was invisible

[dwinterwolf]

wish granted. but you don't see a single penny from that song because you didn't read the fine print
i wish i was invisible

Wish granted... but every step you take is a bajillion times louder than it needs to be (and it's completely out of your control).
I wish bananas didn't exist.

[lakes]

wish granted but you will be forced to eat every banana that exists until they stop existing
i wish i had more soup

[dwinterwolf]

wish granted but you will be forced to eat every banana that exists until they stop existing
i wish i had more soup

Wish granted, but all the soup is laced with laxatives.
I wish TikTok would vanish forever.

[rnottelovesowls]

granted. now all the tiktokers have moved to youtube

i wish i could play the guitar flawlessly

[lakes]

granted. it’s cold

jokes on you have i have a microwave :)

i wish i could play the guitar flawlessly

wish granted but it only lasts for one day and then the rest of your life you play like an amateur

[lakes]

wish granted but you will be forced to eat every banana that exists until they stop existing
i wish i had more soup

Wish granted, but all the soup is laced with laxatives.
I wish TikTok would vanish forever.

tiktok vanishes and now youtube shorts becomes the next big thing
i wish my room was bigger

[postie]

granted. your room is now an endless labyrinth you cannot escape.

i wish my crush would like me