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Someone posts a wish, say like a car, and then the next person grants the wish but corrupts it, like not having the engine included, and then they write their own in the same post. I'll start.

I wish I could teleport.

granted. your clothes can’t teleport with you

i wish i had a hit song on billboard top 100

wish granted. but you don't see a single penny from that song because you didn't read the fine print
i wish i was invisible

lakes wrote: Thu Dec 04, 2025 10:59 pm

wish granted. but you don't see a single penny from that song because you didn't read the fine print
i wish i was invisible

Wish granted... but every step you take is a bajillion times louder than it needs to be (and it's completely out of your control).
I wish bananas didn't exist.

wish granted but you will be forced to eat every banana that exists until they stop existing
i wish i had more soup

lakes wrote: Thu Dec 04, 2025 11:06 pm

wish granted but you will be forced to eat every banana that exists until they stop existing
i wish i had more soup

Wish granted, but all the soup is laced with laxatives.
I wish TikTok would vanish forever.

granted. now all the tiktokers have moved to youtube

i wish i could play the guitar flawlessly

rnottelovesowls wrote: Thu Dec 04, 2025 11:10 pm

granted. it’s cold

jokes on you have i have a microwave :)

rnottelovesowls wrote: Thu Dec 04, 2025 11:10 pm

i wish i could play the guitar flawlessly

wish granted but it only lasts for one day and then the rest of your life you play like an amateur

dwinterwolf wrote: Thu Dec 04, 2025 11:09 pm

lakes wrote: Thu Dec 04, 2025 11:06 pm

wish granted but you will be forced to eat every banana that exists until they stop existing
i wish i had more soup

Wish granted, but all the soup is laced with laxatives.
I wish TikTok would vanish forever.

tiktok vanishes and now youtube shorts becomes the next big thing
i wish my room was bigger

granted. your room is now an endless labyrinth you cannot escape.

i wish my crush would like me