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I have the vague memory of a show where comedians judge a couple's argument and choose a side for the winner. The winner gets some money. I remember this one episode where a couple was arguing because the husband was obsessed with mariah carey and his cat. The guy almost won but he gave his a cat a celebratory kiss and instantly lost everything. Even the cat was weirded out.