Corrupt a Wish

[lakes]

granted! but now the new software for linux has bugs that go unfixed
i wish i had a tuna salad

[dwinterwolf]

granted! but now the new software for linux has bugs that go unfixed
i wish i had a tuna salad

Wish granted, but it's infested with leeches.

I wish FA-tan was Santa's helper like the little girl in Russian Christmas stories (or so I hear).

[rnottelovesowls]

granted. but santa isn’t paying her well and she has no medical or dental benefits

i wish my parents weren’t so obsessed with watching sports all the time

[lakes]

granted but now they watch bad anime instead
i wish i could find the motivation to do things

[postie]

granted, but you can only find motivation for making r34 art of digletts
I wish that the only unblocked anime site at my school had Vanitas No Carte on it

[Vaking Voda]

Granted, but it's only accessible in the last two minutes of each class.

I wish holidays were as fun as they were before they got boring.

[lakes]

granted but now there are even less holidays and only one of them is fun
i wish i was better at arguing

[rnottelovesowls]

granted. but now the only arguments you ever get into involve politics

i wish VHS and cassette tapes never decayed

[lakes]

granted. but now the only arguments you ever get into involve politics

jokes on you most of my arguments are ALREADY about politics

i wish VHS and cassette tapes never decayed

granted but now all the vhs & cassette players decay

i wish the day was longer

[MetalJack98]

i wish the day was longer

Granted. You now have 4 less hours of sleep.

I wish I had a fresh batch of Dino Nuggies.