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postie wrote: Fri Dec 05, 2025 12:05 am

granted. your room is now an endless labyrinth you cannot escape.

i wish my crush would like me

Granted! Your crush will only give likes to your tweets/posts/youtube videos/whatever social media you post on :]

I wish I could go back in time.

wish granted. but you can only go back to the great depression
i wish i was good at gardening

granted. you are now the best gardener of… rafflesias

i wish all ragebait would be erased from the web and the archives

granted but now all the ragebait is irl
i wish i had a crt tv

lakes wrote: Fri Dec 05, 2025 1:55 am

granted but now all the ragebait is irl
i wish i had a crt tv

Granted, except it's radiated, causing your brain to literally melt.

I wish I didn't procrastinate

Granted but no matter how much effort you put into it, you cannot get enough answers to pass.

I wish that a huge collection of vintage tech would randomly appear infront of my front door for me to take.

Granted but each technology item will crumble into dust after the first session of use
I wish I was more organized

pooks wrote: Fri Dec 05, 2025 12:39 pm

Granted but each technology item will crumble into dust after the first session of use
I wish I was more organized

Granted. But your device storage is constantly fragmented.

I wish I had a wife who treated me well.

granted. she’s also a huge racist who complains about disney on twitter all the time

i wish i could flawlessly take care of my pet betta

granted! you took care of it perfectly, but it died anyway because it was 4 years old.

I wish my dad would pay child support