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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2025 8:08 pm
by lakes
granted! but now the new software for linux has bugs that go unfixed
i wish i had a tuna salad

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2025 9:40 pm
by dwinterwolf
lakes wrote: Sun Dec 07, 2025 8:08 pm
granted! but now the new software for linux has bugs that go unfixed
i wish i had a tuna salad
Wish granted, but it's infested with leeches.

I wish FA-tan was Santa's helper like the little girl in Russian Christmas stories (or so I hear).

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2025 10:30 pm
by rnottelovesowls
granted. but santa isn’t paying her well and she has no medical or dental benefits

i wish my parents weren’t so obsessed with watching sports all the time

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2025 10:54 pm
by lakes
granted but now they watch bad anime instead
i wish i could find the motivation to do things

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2025 3:50 pm
by postie
granted, but you can only find motivation for making r34 art of digletts
I wish that the only unblocked anime site at my school had Vanitas No Carte on it

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 2:45 am
by Vaking Voda
Granted, but it's only accessible in the last two minutes of each class.

I wish holidays were as fun as they were before they got boring.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 3:25 am
by lakes
granted but now there are even less holidays and only one of them is fun
i wish i was better at arguing

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 3:45 am
by rnottelovesowls
granted. but now the only arguments you ever get into involve politics

i wish VHS and cassette tapes never decayed

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 4:15 am
by lakes
rnottelovesowls wrote: Thu Dec 18, 2025 3:45 am
granted. but now the only arguments you ever get into involve politics
jokes on you most of my arguments are ALREADY about politics
rnottelovesowls wrote: Thu Dec 18, 2025 3:45 am
i wish VHS and cassette tapes never decayed
granted but now all the vhs & cassette players decay

i wish the day was longer

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 5:00 am
by MetalJack98
lakes wrote: Thu Dec 18, 2025 4:15 am
i wish the day was longer
Granted. You now have 4 less hours of sleep.

I wish I had a fresh batch of Dino Nuggies.