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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2025 3:23 pm
by dwinterwolf
postie wrote: Fri Dec 05, 2025 1:28 pm
granted! you took care of it perfectly, but it died anyway because it was 4 years old.
I wish my dad would pay child support
Wish granted, but he only pays in brussel sprouts and beetroots.
I wish Windows didn't have telemetry.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2025 3:33 pm
by Daniele63
dwinterwolf wrote: Fri Dec 05, 2025 3:23 pm
postie wrote: Fri Dec 05, 2025 1:28 pm
granted! you took care of it perfectly, but it died anyway because it was 4 years old.
I wish my dad would pay child support
Wish granted, but he only pays in brussel sprouts and beetroots.
I wish Windows didn't have telemetry.
Wish granted, but you have cameras in your home watching you at all times.
I wish I could fly.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2025 3:47 pm
by rnottelovesowls
granted. to gain your powers, you have to eat your least favorite food
i wish i could drink as much caffeine as i want without any ill effects
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2025 4:07 pm
by lakes
he pays child support but underpays all the time & in pennies making it basically worthless
i wish i had a second bank account
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2025 11:43 pm
by dwinterwolf
rnottelovesowls wrote: Fri Dec 05, 2025 3:47 pm
granted. to gain your powers, you have to eat your least favorite food
i wish i could drink as much caffeine as i want without any ill effects
Wish granted... but your desire for caffeine has now disappeared forever.
I wish people called white grapes green grapes.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2025 12:56 am
by lakes
dwinterwolf wrote: Fri Dec 05, 2025 11:43 pm
rnottelovesowls wrote: Fri Dec 05, 2025 3:47 pm
granted. to gain your powers, you have to eat your least favorite food
i wish i could drink as much caffeine as i want without any ill effects
Wish granted... but your desire for caffeine has now disappeared forever.
I wish people called white grapes green grapes.
wished granted you get confused every time
i wish my dad stopped watching the google tv next to my room randomly
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2025 1:33 am
by xrossmediabar
granted. he watches it IN YOUR ROOM!!!
I wish that the Human After All: Remixes vinyl Daft Punk released a few weeks ago got a CD release as well.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2025 1:35 am
by lakes
i knew that was coming
granted but it's A BILLION DOLLARS
i wish i knew how to use makefiles
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2025 2:25 am
by xrossmediabar
(that better be lebanese money)
GRANTED BUT AS SOON AS YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO LEARN IT IT GETS DISCONTINUED AND IS BANNED IN EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!!!
I wish Daft Punk's Daftendirekt was 4 minutes long
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2025 2:26 am
by lakes
granted but their next song is 1 second long
i wish quentin tarintino didn't exist